Hey Colonel, So you got great chicken  but did ya know that you've got some of the best employees here in Elgin. These guys always take care of my large work orders and do it with only the brightest of joy and attention to service!  I Hope Corporate gives ya a bonus becuase you guys are bonuses in my life!

Its Finger Lickin' Good- Christian Birtell

You see Wings Beer & Sports are as important as the Three S's for the Boys in the Morning if you know what I mean ha ha! But these folks make great food and great company anytime you want to watch the game and have some wings that are seriously out of this world! I appreciate you all and I look forward to my "Tuesday Wing Eating Sessions"!

Yum- Christian Birtell

Well look at these nice ladies here at anytime of the day to make sure our cars aren't feeling a quart low and Hey did ya know that they are some of the most hospitable people to boot, Seriously everytime I go to pump they call me by name over the loud speaker when it's time to pay for my gas!

Love Ya Ladies- Christian Birtell

Hey Mac, Dick and Ray Kroc Too. You know how you guys made that big operation called McDonalds. Well They got one of these new contraptions by my place. To be honest I know you have thousands of these just like it but. This location is a bit more than just a speedee system and renowned tasty burger. They have love for their jobs and their customers and boy I can really say Bada bop bop ba I'm Loving it when I see some of my favorite McFolks ready to serve me McDelishness!

McGreatness and McBlessings- Christian Birtell

Just look at these girls' style they really know what's going on here at DJ's! Anyway great food great drinks all served with that classic hospitable diamond bright smile. You'll never go wrong here at Diamond Jim's! Hey where is Jim anyway? Ah that's besides the point because they shine bright like a diamond! it's in the name!

Great food and service thank you much- Christian Birtell

Well here are some of Airlines pioneers that time will not allow us to forget for there's Delta, Etihad, Singapore, and the king of all Emirates! Really if you want to travel like the your part of the culture club, those guys down in Dubai town got it styled just like Downtown. They really know what service is and how to make even every cabin class feel like a class beyond this world. Fly Emirates = Fly Better!

Greetings from the tallest building- Christian Birtell

So you got this straight shootin' son of a gun, Chris Kennedy. Him and his wife have the wonderful Black and Grey Brewing Co. I don't come here much but to tell you the black and grey, or is it white, truth about these folks, is that they got quite the place to go if your interested in any local hometown talent in brews and other fine drinks!

Keep the good fun brewing yall'- Christian Birtell

Does you break neck work life have you a bit blue? Well there's great food and great drinks for that over at Bleu Root (No color puns intended)! Just look at this happy gang of hardworking restaurant staff ready to bring you the great food made by none other than Chef Maria and Chef Peter! If your an organic fanatic or vegan virtuoso youll never go wrong here where this grassroots restaurant really knows its craft!

Great stuff gang, keep it up- Christian Birtell

So there's Education right, Its sorta important my friends tell me. So you see you got these two forces of nature to your left and you see the Superintendent on the right side, he runs the 6th largest educational experience in illinois called CUSD 300. Here's why I call it an educational experience rather than just a school district because they teach the children but they also learn a lot from said children. now all suburban folks know that but the way this district immerses itself into its mission while incorporating the tenants of great service and hospitality make it one of the best experiences of any Teenager's life. From the Design labs of Hampshire to the state of the art auto shop at Dundee and the phenomenal consumer sciences classes at Jacobs you can never go wrong in this district!

Thats an A+ you got there- Christian Birtell

So you see a, Mr. Roger here has a place where you kinda wanna twist and shout. I mean responsibly enjoy a game on one of the many pristine TV's hehe. That's what I meant... But in all seriousness if you want great food, a place to get a little footloose then banditos is your move. They really understand what it means to be involved in the community too.

Thanks for the fun- Christian Birtell